If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing can ever upset you again.

Everything you think you know or have ever been told is a lie.

Bad breakup? Not really an issue for tree trunks with googly eyes.

Car won’t start? Ain’t no thang for a tree trunk with googly eyes.

Coworker say something condescending? Well why is she even talking to a tree trunk with googly eyes in the first place?

Accidentally got a Nickelback song stuck in your head? Tree trunks with googly eyes don’t even have ears.

Tell yourself: I am a tree trunk with googly eyes (as many times as it takes) and you will be free.