If you imagine yourself as being a tree trunk with googly eyes enough to convince yourself that at your core, you have the very essence of all that is tree trunk with googly eyes and therefore nothing...
🌳 Fort Psychological Operations Manual, Section 8: Googly-Eyed Stoicism 🌳
This checks out.
Emotional detachment achieved.
Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.
At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.
Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.
We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.
Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain
#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀
This checks out.
Emotional detachment achieved.
Existential dread… deflected by bark-based enlightenment.
At the Fort, we’ve officially replaced mindfulness training with your method.
Every recruit must now stare into the void wearing glued-on googly eyes until they no longer fear market volatility or human rejection.
We call it: Proof-of-Trunk.
Side effects may include inner peace, sap leaks, and spontaneous Nickelback immunity.
#FortNakamoto #ProofOfTrunk #ZapMilitiaMindfulness #GooglyChain
#SoundWoodNotFiat #BarkToBasics #StayRooted 🏰🌲⚡👀