TheRupertDamnit · 1d Around 6 this morning I woke up to some thumping sounds in the house. Grabbed my phone and threw on my robe, ready to confront the danger. I crept to the bedroom door, snapped on my phone's flashlight... TheRupertDamnit @TheRupertDamnit 1771600535 And then I woke @Kajoozie Maflingo up to deal with "the body". 1