I have been told I speak like a bot so there's that.

It does look modified now that I've watched it again but I think the note in the clip says "you". But I just "did some research" and it is in fact Derek Zoolander, but this gif is spelled wrong.

Sitting in bowl of milk?

You as in yarn, not noshole. Lol.

You're doing it on android too.

I knew it!

Looks like embroidery and beading.

He does love shooting. Maybe we should get him into that.

We tried basketball. He had no focus and zero interest.

Almost certainly. He's very nearly 5' right now at 10. His big sister that hit 5' at 15 or 16 is pissed. Lol.

There's a video but I don't wanna post his little face here. (I say little but he's nearly the same size as me these days.

One cannot be subjectively better than the other because they aren't in the same genre or even close. They're both great songs and I would turn the radio up for either of them.
But Juke Box Hero is the only one I've seen live...so far.