Harvard is in Massachusetts; that’s an assault rifle there 🤣

To turn the lights off 😅

Its to hang clothes up

Probably already speaks softly, so carrying a big stick is the logical next step.

Do i detect jealousy over an obviously awesome stick

He is smart so I'm sure there will be a good reason for it.

“Science smart” is not the same as “smart”

He’s a dyslexic bitcoiner Sold all his furniture and sticking sats Obvs

It's a really good stick

To find water

That's a really nice stick... 10/10 https://image.nostr.build/03e79a59a7b42af33fbb0d05fe0b2ef0b3a50b0bcdc16ec4ef3d953947bbe7e5.jpg

He is a wizard

Walk softly, and carry a big one?🤔

it's obviously to keep all the women away so he can get some physics done.

I have a good friend, PhD as well, super smart, making good amount of money. Still sleeping on a matress on the floor and has 2 cups, 2 glas, 2 fork, 2 knifes, 2 spoon in his kitchen. His dinning table has 4 chairs but I think it was already here when he moved in.

probably because he has no glock

No big stick? Sorry man ngmi

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!

Being a phd at a “prestigious” university only teaches you a sliver of knowledge. The sanctioned kind. I’m my world this isn’t qualifications for the continual smartest person or experts tropes rolled out. It’s ain’t hermetics that for sure.

Judging be the chair count and layout, it looks like he might be a Bitcoiner.

You’re telling me you would just leave that stick if you found it on the ground?