So a kid asks a communist: "When you have two bicycles. Will you give one to me?" "Yes of course. We call it fair." "Ok" the kid said. "And if you have two cars? What would you do?" "Give one of them to you. Because we are equal!" "Wow." The kid replied. "So when you have two cows, you will give one...

All low resolution positions. The idea that socialism or communism represents a single, unified ideology is historically absurd. The socialist movement is nearly two centuries old, extraordinarily diverse, pluralistic, and often deeply heterodox. Long before the Soviet Union existed, socialist thi...