So a kid asks a communist: "When you have two bicycles. Will you give one to me?"
"Yes of course. We call it fair."
"Ok" the kid said. "And if you have two cars? What would you do?" "Give one of them to you. Because we are equal!"
"Wow." The kid replied. "So when you have two cows, you will give one to me?" "No, I won't! Are you stupid? I really have two cows!"