And no ads.

Why are you paying for apps?

Do you expect any updates, third party hosting or security patching when buying an app like this?

Ditto. A friend and I built a bunch of iOS apps that were exactly this for this reason. Simple, clean, free, no data collected. https://auertools.com/

Like the old days!

Imagine wishing the same for your electric bill. It would be prohibitively expensive. The same applies for most customers of paid apps. Charging a reasonable subscription allows the app to reach a broader audience and establishes a sustainable path for the creator. I am happy to pay a monthly fee ...

I don't trust any app that charges money

I want all apps like Mullvad VPN: paid with bitcoin. Account is just a random number: no email, phone number, street address, credit card etc. required.

data track iz key 4 me/* that's y i'm here lolz

Agree

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