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An 80 year old family friend called me for financial advice because her kids wouldn't "help her buy crypto"

I'm advising her to buy $100 of Bitcoin on @River, giving her @Lawrence Lepard's The Big Print and telling her that after she reads it I'm happy to help

What would you do?



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Sleventy3 · 15w
Commandable. I haven't read the big print. But I've given similar advice but put out Lynn Alden's Broken Money.
Brain User · 15w
She’s 80 Ben just show her how to buy the corn
PDJ · 15w
Zapsnag dawg cumaaaawwwwwn
Thomas · 15w
I’m going to buy another copy and keep it in my car for opportunities like this
Le Chiffre · 15w
Send her $5 via River to her email which will let her open her new account with something already in it
Gil₿ert · 15w
My dad called me up 2 days ago to ask if now was a good time to buy bitcoin, he had his bank account closed for some bogus reason, and the new bank offers bitcoin saving plans. I told him everyday is a good day to buy bitcoin, and right now it’s on sale.
magnum · 15w
I think The Bitcoin Standard would be a good book to read. Once people have made a bitcoin transaction, there is no going back.
Arotags · 15w
Glad that she’s come to the Jedi Master
Cruz · 15w
Get her a lightning address so we can bomb her with Zaps
Filou · 15w
nostr:nprofile1qqsrtv3u6qkj6a09tnhr3l0wy67g9uw3t57ftqyqpvztpk3wmd6306sprpmhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuumwdae8gtnnda3kjctvqy2hwumn8ghj7etyv4hzumn0wd68ytnvv9hxga533dk is where I send family/friends 💯
bitcoinpoorguy 比特幣傢伙 · 15w
Nice 👍🏻 But 95% chance she won’t read the book 🤔🫣
Greeny · 15w
Cash app is probably the easiest for a situation like that.
Weimar Vibes · 15w
Sounds like you just got written into the will.
Maybe Later · 15w
Personally, I'd just have them buy gold since they are 80. I love the sweet corn, but at that age, it's a lot to handle. Gold will treat them well and give them a piece of the action.
Neal · 15w
If you DM an address, I’ll mail her my book.
Kevin Alfred Strom · 15w
River vets everyone who applies using some intrusive KYC database "security" service, and they will deny you an account if you have ever engaged in political wrongthink or gotten on the wrong side of the regime in Washington.
zapwork · 15w
Perfect advice! ₿
JasonC · 15w
Broken Money is my current go to. Layered Money is decent too and a lot shorter depending on your audience. 80yr old is a special use case - you did well
Orange Thoughts · 15w
Why put her in the KYC trap? Just sell her some P2P. If she wants more, sell her more or help her buy P2P from others.
LeviJohnson.net · 15w
River is good advice because it seems like they are good at hand holding.
Ryan Reynolds · 15w
You nailed it. nostr:nprofile1qqsrtv3u6qkj6a09tnhr3l0wy67g9uw3t57ftqyqpvztpk3wmd6306spp3mhxue69uhkyunz9e5k7qg4waehxw309ajkgetw9ehx7um5wghxcctwvsueqn9x is the best.
elOroReal · 15w
thats a great approach...bravo!
Clayton · 15w
My approach has become “once you’ve read the bitcoin standard I’ll give you all of my time you need”
River · 15w
Thank you for sending her our way Ben 🤝
Bitcoin Golf Pro · 15w
Saavy family friend!