I actually convinced a company to hire me. I made it through the entire interview process without saying "Honestly I just want more sats. It's gonna take you muppets literally months to figure out I have no idea what I'm doing. Oh you have a 90 day probationary period? That's adorable. Guess who is gonna be your best friend for the next 90 days? I am absolutely gonna charm the socks off Twighla in HR. GOOD LUCK NEW BESTIES."