Maybe they piss on it and blame the cat.

Ah, it isn't. It's Mai Akiyoshi.

It's true. For two months, I have done nothing but get enough sleep, stop eating out, reduce alcohol, exercise regularly, and walk 3 miles around a lake at sunrise or sunset. It's boring as fuck, but there is now 5% less of me, while actually carrying 2.5% more lean mass than when I started. My heart rate and blood pressure are starting to range down to normal levels too.

It's just boring and reptitive. I am trying to learn to fall in love with the boring repetition of consistent habits.

Some people can't help but inject themselves.

Wait. Is that? Nawww. It couldn't be.

Calm your tits, José. What are you so salty about anyways? Is this some BIP-110 thing?

Lo siento, you're going to have to wait for me to crush a few more units on Duo Lingo, before I can be properly insulted.