I was having breakfast with my buddy. Bacon, eggs, etc. I took another piece of bacon and said,"I heard each piece of bacon you eat takes two minutes off your life."
He said, "If that was true, I wou...
By this logic 131k pieces of bacon would take a year of your life. To loose the 249 years you are implying would require 32,7mln pieces, assuming your buddy was born in 1980 we would have eaten 32,5 pieces of bacon each minute of his life. I hope he is hydrating
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