By this logic 131k pieces of bacon would take a year of your life. To loose the 249 years you are implying would require 32,7mln pieces, assuming your buddy was born in 1980 we would have eaten 32,5 ...
Maybe the math doesn’t work but the supermarket bacon is often processed meat containing nitrates (colon cancer if you’re unlucky).
Go to your local butcher shop and ask for pork belly instead.
Go to your local butcher shop and ask for pork belly instead.