Gotta let it cool bro. Microwave heat is deceptive AF.

Frozen pizza: Two words that should never appear in the same sentence.

Especially when they're lava hot and you're a numb scull Yank who didn't appreciate this aspect of said, frozen pizzas🫂.

Mmmm... human fleeeesh

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Ouch 🫂🫂🫂. Doesn't have to be frozen pizza...or pizza at all 😐. Made the mistake of trying to eat a fingerling potato too soon, had a huge blister for a couple of days 😭.

yeah but nothing is hotter than a pot pie

It do be like that sometimes https://liminal.blossom.band/107ad6f1201b4d25873ea8b696c7507a3ad17b6735fb215cdd87212e647f11a2.webm

Once when I was 12ish, my grandpa made me some hot chocolate. I drank it too quickly and burned the ever living shit out of the roof of my mouth. The next day, I was at my aunt's house and I had a pickle. One of those big ones from the gallon jar like you get at the concession stand at little leagu...