Haha, I'm eating chicken bacon ranch pizza rn

Sir-shitz-a-lot

Liquid diet. Pills of questionable derivation, ritual torture and humiliation. It is brutal. One of my close friends is enduring this protocol ATM. Thursday is D-day.

The worst part, after the bowel blowout, is the doctors have no sense of humor! I mean, you're lying there, about to be probed, and trying to crack butt jokes, and no one ever laughed. Or, is that just me?