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⚡️🤡 NEW - Apparently being the first person in the world to buy an iPhone 18 is now a title worth fighting over.

That’s a lot of drama for the privilege of owning the same phone millions of people will have shortly after.
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abu ruqayyah · 3w
I'm the first person in the world to comment on this post
S!ayer · 3w
Apple users are cucks
mndwave · 3w
Does it run Graphene?
Brisket · 3w
Neither of them are getting girlfriends 🤣
@Lassmiranda21 · 3w
From the diary: When your life is so empty that you're standing in line at an Apple Store to buy a smartphone. I feel sorry for people like that. Don't you have anything better to do?
Owen · 3w
Woo! I got the phone that does the same as the last one