Every time you go to a place with infantile consumer decor you risk this: What if this is your last moment? What if you have a heart attack or a brown criminal shoots you? You are dying right here, with complete indignity, in front of a sign that says “I love tacos so much.” Death is not an abstract concept. Memento mori. If you are going to inhabit a space in public, be it one you are willing to die in. Seriously.