#GM Frens. At my usual coffee place where I go for my flat white, they had a can of white Monster sitting right next to the espresso machine. I joked with the barista, asking her if they were brewing coffee with Monster instead of water now. We had a good laugh about those days when you would really need it. Then I started thinking, what would you call a flat white made with Monster?

"Flat-on-your-ass White" or "Flatline White"? Which one do you think works better?
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