Look British people - I mean sure, you can think I'm a loud American who drinks Strongbow from a can but you cannot deny that I have at least one thing over you - I know absolutely nothing about Rebel Wilson or any one of the Beckham children. So before you look down on me for assuming Berwick-upon-Tweed is a clothing store, keep in mind the version of The Office I know doesn't even have Ricky Gervais in it.

Checkmate.