Why would he need funds when he can just create it out of nothing?

The central bank has all the money to bail out everyone. Money printer go brrrrr.

No eat of for £5 either. Barely get a coffee for that now. 🙁

Chancellor never had any funds.

The chancellor will be on the brink of something

Alistair Darling didn't have funds either, but he did have access to credit markets. Not sure John Healy has the same benefitbat this point. Might need to just outright monetize the debt directly by selling directly to the BoE's money printer...