@🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘 my nigga in Ireland, potatoes have
vitamin C
B vitamins
iron
all nine essential amino acids
shit-tons of potassium
potatoes are a fine food and go well with almost any meat
that they need to be seasoned is true but trite; meat also needs to be seasoned or it will taste bland (try a steak without salt sometime)
your case against the humble yet mighty potato is weak and dismissed with prejudice