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TheRupertDamnit · 1d
Story time? In the tiny Louisiana town where I grew up, while I was still doing my growing, there was a famous story about a well-known DA in the area that got caught cheating on his wife, by his wife...
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I cannot imagine not waking up if someone was manipulating my scrotum.

One time I was ‘kidnapped’ by Greg Gillis of GirlTalk. We were at Kennywood (a low budget amusement park in Pittsburgh) and instead of going home I spent the next few days going to “gigs” for his burgeoning music career where we played electric toys and noise making objects into microphones for displeased onlookers. One of the greatest times of my life.

My mom didn’t realize I was gone until I came home a few days later.
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TheRupertDamnit · 1d
Sounds like mom was paying close attention. Lol