I shitcoined.

Yesterday I received an email from the tannery with the deposit amount I had to pay for my order. I also saw that pump in price.

I thought "let's wait for the second leg of the pump before paying".

Today is tomorrow and we're lower. I'm taking the L and paying today.

"but but this isn't shitcoining bonsai you didn't buy an other coin than Bitcoin how could you be shitcoining if you only own bitcoin???"

Oh sweet summer child you have no idea what shitcoining even is yet.