Bender ?

Random Gay in 2027: I used to be gay but then they deleted the word so now I'm "they"

I miss Fag

A wooly woofter as we used to say in Aus

Poof? That would offend the aerated dust community.

It's not a newspaper, it's a rag with no credibility whatsoever. But apparently that's not your problem. On the contrary, if you can lie to satisfy your perverse fantasies about people's private lives, then you're scum. You're trash.