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Kip Ashlynn
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Good morning Nostr ๐ŸŒž

Today I got ambitious and took Princess Aurora out on a very short walk. It was perhaps not short enough. I feel terrible that she's not getting the good morning and evening walks she's used to, but at least we have a yard she can run around in.

Nothing is more humbling than injury. I saw a woman out jogging, she did 10 hill sprints up my hill which is almost a vertical wall. In a different time I might have been sassy or dismissive but now all I can think is, that lady is better prepared for the coming collapse of civilization.

How am I going to flee the drone attackers up and down this mountain range if I can hardly walk a puppy around the block ๐Ÿ˜ญ

I will say I am more inspired than I have been in years to get back into shape. Before getting hit by a car, I thought oh eventually I'll get in shape to be hot. Now I am starting to feel I urgently need to get in shape to be as badass as Sarah Conner.

Coming soon, tickets to the gun show ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

First step... Physical therapy ๐Ÿ˜ญ


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Bfgreen · 3d
Functional fitness is the goal. You only need to be faster and stronger than the slowest person ๐Ÿ˜‰