Me: “Do you want life to get less expensive over time and quality to improve?”

Normie: “Is this a trick question?”

Me: “No.”

Normie: “Uhh… of course I do.”

Me: “Then save in #Bitcoin.”

Normie: “How much bitcoin should I buy?”

Me: “It depends. How much of your life expenses would you like to get cheaper over time? And how much would you like the quality of your life to improve?”

Normie: “Uhh… all of it?”

Me: “Then there’s your answer.”

Normie: “This sounds too good to be true. I’m going to stick with cash in the bank.”

Me: “It’s your decision. Call me when you’re ready to get ahead, instead of always falling behind.”

Normie: “Lol… okay.”

Me: “Lol.”