I fell asleep outside in the sun and woke up to a raindrop on my hand. First, I looked up to see if there were clouds, but alas, the sky was clear as crystal.
A bird shat on me.
i rode the city bus to my first real job. while waiting at the bus stop on my first day of work, a bird flew over and shit directly on my head. this was like 2008 era so i was snapping pics of the top of my head with a flip phone to try to get it out 😂
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