As a dad i can confirm this is officially a 7/10 on scale of bad dad jokes 😉

Been there. Good alternative even for taking a break from coffee is some strong green tea or mate. 🧉

Listen jameson lopp, we disagree on important things regarding the bitcoin protocol, but coffee must remain neutral ground. I'd help you out if I was nearby, despite everything.

Espressolution: getting some more before the symptoms worsen.