That one was a banger of a painting.

I'm gonna make the saddest, most ineffective windchimes ever constructed out of all of your doorbell-pushing fingers. Just 20 bloody little stumps, weakly thumping in the wind.

These Canadian money jokes don't hit the same when a pack of bacon is $15 USD. 😭

That's a lot of work for $32.67.

No, I don't think so.

Just another day around here.

I asked if it was him or the game. He says maaaayyyyybe...

Dude that was loud af. It sounded like the chair ripped.

I can almost hear the music over Goat Simulator 3.

I was good until I walked in on the magic cookies movie.

Okay, so this retarded woman (in the movie) is watching a letter from Santa magically write itself in her hands and it is literally telling her that her boyfriend should be Nick. Her reaction to this universe-warping otherwordly message from a higher power is to throw it away and NOT immediately contact Nick. This is where I left.

@nevent1qqs...

Boost that shit first, bitch.