Please. Please. Please. If you're applying to
@OpenSats stop sending us ridiculously long applications just because AI spits it out for you. You are offloading the work of parsing through your application to us and it infuriates me.
Think of your application like a resume - it should cover the main points but should be concise. If you want to provide more detail provide a link or a PDF. Video applications are also useful, which is why we added the field. I'd much rather watch a two minute video than try to make sense of the buzzword slop that is often sent in.
And if you're a shitcoiner, just stop applying. Please. It's not a "you miss every shot you don't take" situation. You aren't going to get funded - your application goes straight to the bin. That includes affinity scams like Stacks.
I guess I woke up and chose violence today.
