Damus
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The Bulgarian Pork Whistle
@nostrich

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#Retardmaxx Enthusiast ✨

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Recent Notes

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Don’t threaten me with a profitable time!

The Bitcoin short sellers are the ones building off grid citadels full of organic beef, ghee, Bitcoin wine, Beach access and having 5 wild farmed babies with their partners!

To the victor goes the spoils! ☀️ 🏖️ 🥩 🐮 🏡 live
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My patience wears thin.

2021 - 2026 is close to 1/3 of Bitcoins life…

69k to 82k does not feel like winning.

It isn’t winning. It’s losing - badly.

Wake me up at $250k 😴
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@nprofile1q...

Argh yes!

The classic ‘weak math’ argument put forward by OG Bitcoiners.

Measuring from the absolute bottom post #FTX blow up (~15k) to now is BETA as fuck.

Hardly anyone - especially retail punters bought in at 15k. The whole industry was reeling.

The only folks aping 🦧 in at 15k was #retardmaxx Bitcoiners - fuck all people.

The reality is that Bitcoin has under performed big time since 2021.

69k - 2021

82k - 2026

= shithouse 💩

Stay humble and stack sats for 12 years MINIMUM (2.5 cycles / epochs)
@nevent1qqs...
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Ain’t that the truth.

6 world wars.

2 depressions.

4 bull cycles.

6 busts.

1 coming of age tale.

3 new super viruses.

2 weddings and 3 funerals.

I’m exhausted!

Wake me up at $250,000 USD BTC at years end.

K. Thanks. Baiiiiiiiii 😴
nostr:
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Ain’t that the truth.

6 world wars.

2 depressions.

4 bull cycles.

6 busts.

1 coming of age tale.

3 new super viruses.

2 weddings and 3 funerals.

I’m exhausted!

Wake me up at $250,000 USD BTC at years end.

K. Thanks. Baiiiiiiiii 😴
nostr:
@nevent1qqs...
@nevent1qqs...
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Grifters preach in caps
Hope wrung dry from smaller hands
Silence after sell

#haiku #nostr #grifters #bitcoin #sats
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Grifters preach in caps
Hope wrung dry from smaller hands
Silence after sell
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69k - 2021

81k - 2026

HaRdEsT MoNeY oN EaRtH! 🤥

StAcK FoR 4 YeArS AnD rEtIrE YoUr BlOOdLinE 🤥

50% CaGr 🤥

BeaT InFlatiOn aNd CuRreNCy DeBaSeMenT 🤥

BeSt PeRfoRmiNg aSsEt oF ThE DeCaDE 🤥

#bitcoin #sats #nostr #asknostr
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During the last epoch, Bitcoin hit an ATH price of $69,400 on November 10th, 2021. This was 1,539 days ago.

Since then, over the last 1,539 days, we have experienced the following tail winds:

ETFs and ETPs holding ~1.5 million BTC
Strategy stacking 700k Bitcoin
XX1 entering the fray (43k + BTC)
Record hash rate for BTC mining
Metaplanet building a large BTC position
Goldman Sachs entering the fray
Fair accounting rule changes
El Salvador holding the line
UAE entering the fray
IREN expanding ops big time
Marathon stacking corn like crazy
Bitcoin only hardware wallet sale records
Saudi Arabia entering the fray
Central African Republic going in
Record Bitcoin wallet providers
Coinbase going gang busters
Binance off the hook and crushing
Pakistan starting a national BTC reserve
NOSTR going gangbusters
Node runners embracing Knots
Node runners embracing Core
Solo miner record sales and implementation
More plebs than ever stacking like 1 armed brick layers in Baghdad

And now we are stuck at 87k with all these tail winds??? For the last 50+ months???

And the mempools are like mother Hubbards cupboard - EMPTY! 0.4 sats per V byte??? 👀

It fucking stinks. Rotten to the core.

The math ain’t mathing….

What’s the crack brains trust?

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... @npub1d3f4m... @nprofile1q...

#bitcoin #nostr #asknostr #stayhumble #stacksats #sats #news #mempool #ETF #Blackrock #mining #plebs #solomining #strategy #XXI #Marathon #IREN #Pakistan #ElSalvador #PubKey
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And we ain’t there so continue to avoid using the worlds current measuring stick at your peril.

Inside Bitcoin circular economies the price of goods and services fluctuate by the second. Because the sats price moves in lockstep with the underlying fiat denominated price.

This is current truth. This is current fact.

I like where you want us to go but for the time being I’m rooting myself in truth and reality - no matter how sad that is ;)