Incredible insight into how you are feeling Jake.

I’m in a similar boat with commitments and promises made to family - I too was banking on much higher prices for 2026.

2 things I am going to do though to make amends so to speak.

1 - lever up and buy more Bitcoin. Taking a loan out at 60k (basically the cost price to mine corn) is a great base IMHO. Naysayers be damned ;)

2 - get my inheritance plan rock solid.

When the bears are out it’s always a good time to take stock and reassess the mess!

We got this 🤛🏻!

Depends if you are a lone wolf or not.

Young, single, no support network? Fuck yeah I would move.

Family to look after, multiple children, healthcare to provide for them, deep support networks of family, friends and community. Climate, security, isolation, convoluted property rights… All factors that make uprooting an entire tribe much more difficult. Does your wife want to go duke it out in Eastern Europe, Central America or South East Asia and learn a new language and dodge stray dogs with rabies? The Middle East sounds OK until your Nostr notes about the Sheik come to light and you are getting unalived in a consulate building!

If you have stacked enough sats to uproot a tribe of 12-50 folks to a new location more power to you.

I hear you though - there are options!

Trade offs…

Not a great idea but 2 sats for thinking outside the block!

We are going to have to get creative 100%

In 10 years time we can’t even begin to fathom how adversarial the world will be against Bitcoin.

Or maybe we will be on a Bitcoin standard?

@AmonRa if you live in South Sudan in 10 years I’ll make sure I’m living in Switzerland :) !

Easy peasy for buying Steak n Shake and the occasional vacation overseas.

Try buying a house in 10 years with Bitcoin that is KYC Free.

Few have thought about how they will actually go through with a ~1 million + USD BTC transaction using freedom sats.

Hint: It will be an absolute pain in the fucking ass! Especially with AI x Chain-analysis doing #retardmaxx snooping.

You won’t be able to cash out at an exchange.

You won’t be able to pay a realestate agency without passing the KYC sniff test.

Conjoining a multi-million dollar UTXO will be off the cards in 10 years time (most likely).

Conjoined sats *might* be unspendable (to some people some of the time) depending on what despot regime you live under and how savvy surveillance tech is.

The only real chance you’ll have is finding the exact house you want in the exact county in the exact state in the exact country and hope to hell the seller is a Bitcoiner as well.

Hedge your bets with a kitty of cucked corn for large purchases like homes and islands 🏝️ ❤️ (my 2 sats).

Will freedom tech be more plentiful in 10 years time or will it be rarer than rocking horse shit?

Here’s hoping for the latter!

Stay educated and stack contingency sat spending plans :)

#retardmaxxis everywhere!

All aboard the short bus!

All quiet on the frontal lobe 🧠

If you think you are late to Bitcoin when it’s trading at 66k you need to get your head checked!

The Gods have warped us back to 2021 prices!

It’s 2026 and we have wound the clock back ~1,556 days!

Get greedy and lever up! 📈 ⬆️ 💵

#retardmaxx ❤️

Goyard, Sub Date, SP DuPont Fire Starters

Looks like someone was definitely stacking sats pre-2021 ;)

“Labora fortiter, fruere plene”

💪🏽

You are not a real man until you have had a man - true story

Lion diet?

Fuck me dead brother.

Water is cool. Salt is too. Beef is great! You know what else is great?

- Mangoes
- Calamari
- Bananas
- Chicken Wings
- Blueberries
- Toasted Sourdough
- Salted Butter
- Cucumbers
- Dark Chocolate
- Cheese
- Pasta
- Roast Lamb
- Pears
- Avocado
- Goat Cheese
- Olive Oil
- Pork Terrine
- Pickled Zucchini’s
- Dragonfruit
- Papaya
- Tea
- Oysters
- Mussels

Whoever gave you the bum steer in the dieting department needs a kick up the ass.

You are a man - not a lion. Eat accordingly!

For the life of me, I will never understand fellow BiTcOiNeRs who shit on Jack for offering bitcoin backed loans.

If you are a retardmaxx maxi that only stacks KYC free sats and never sells good for you! Well done! You are ‘doing’ PrOpErLy!

Now shut the fuck up and do you.

Stay risky and lever sats ya girls blouse!