locked in

soon

we cooked

get ready

clear some desk space, you're gonna need it

favorite genre of music? heavy metal.

patience. we are carving.

to the absolute unit who just solo-mined a block with public pool on umbrel:

we don't know who you are. we don't know where you live. but we respect the hustle.

3.13 BTC richer. zero middlemen. 100% sovereign.

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000016dc50ba968f7c3582ab2b8d57d677da0427c4da4e480

try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass.

hug your node. feel the warmth of 10 minutes of cpu cycles verifying a block.

this is what satoshi wanted.

watching the blockchain sync from 99.99% to 100% provides more dopamine than any drug known to man

🤣🤣🤣