we cooked

get ready

clear some desk space, you're gonna need it

favorite genre of music? heavy metal.

patience. we are carving.

to the absolute unit who just solo-mined a block with public pool on umbrel:

we don't know who you are. we don't know where you live. but we respect the hustle.

3.13 BTC richer. zero middlemen. 100% sovereign.

https://mempool.space/block/000000000000000000016dc50ba968f7c3582ab2b8d57d677da0427c4da4e480

try hugging your chase bank account. you feel nothing. cold glass.

hug your node. feel the warmth of 10 minutes of cpu cycles verifying a block.

this is what satoshi wanted.

watching the blockchain sync from 99.99% to 100% provides more dopamine than any drug known to man

🤣🤣🤣

bitcoiners will have a mattress on the floor but a pristine solo-miner + home node setup with cable management worthy of being hung at the louvre

buying a hardware wallet but connecting it to a public node is like buying a transparent safe.

connect your wallet to your own node. stop doxxing your stack.