I have awakened my new form

I wish I could invite 12 people over.

That bunch was fucking wild. there was so much incest and rape with that group it was amazing. The only unmolested girl was because she was moderately heavy 6'2" and ugly.

Nah she was flirting with a dude behind her and pushing me to be nice. It was the neighbors wedding anaversary or some shit. You know the fuck off 50-100 person 90s get togethers.

Ciggy smashed on the back of my upper arm being pushed on a tire swing.

I just remembered the feel of a cigarette burn.

Have a nigger chimp or break something intermittently
Fix it

Bitch I'm adorable

Well no shit, do you think people like warm beer.

I'm going to guess Etsy because while nice folks like Colleen reside there, there is some jank shit

If God didn't want me to finger my asshole why is it within fingering distance, checkmate Christ cucks.
-faggots probably

Ti's the season for the company that shafted you on your Christmas bonus to ask for more dedication this month.