I went to get a new toilet at the rv dealer because they are the same price as amazon. I was curious they want $200 to replace oil in a gas motorhome, and $350 to replace oil in a generator. Fucking what? I did my own for $60 on the engine, I need to figure the generator but it cant be more than $20.

New idea, if a woman asks you for something in public say "I have a boyfriend"

The pineapples niggers are consuming contains about 500-1,000 times the daily allowance of sugar for an adult human and putting nogs into diabetic comas.

If you guys would stop thinking the jews are some diabolical omnipotent shadow organization and instead treat them like skeletor and friends memetic actualization would render them powerless and they would be doing scooby doo tier shit like clipping coins and bypassing water meters instead of rape island and the abortion complex.

My steak is too juicy, and my lobster is to buttery. I fuck my glow op nightly.

Open floor plans are dogshit, and im tired of pretending they arent.

Man who forgot to do daily readings yesterday, but his supervisor took the day off so he fudged the numbers at work today, gyroper.

>MFW I have to treat my wife as a teenager because she wont do basic housework :mfw_niggers:

Just remember if you think the government might have been smarter once upon a time. Wyoming has a town called Laramie in Albany county, and a town called Albin in Laramie county.