I won't make it to work

Only 9 cans to go and I will be free until someone else happens to give me 4 cases of Malt Beverage with Natural Flavors

What if we killed everyone who has ever said or posted "My guy"

It's too late. You have already exposed yourself as a sock justice warrior

Kissing is how girls pee

:marseyaware:

Sorry I mean girlpee

You love pee

@nprofile1q... what treadmill do you use under your desk? Most of the ones I see have really narrow belts. I put a measuring tape on the floor and I can't see anything under 18" being usable.

Upon taking a second look it appears that the millenial snacks are a bacon(epic)-wrapped tenderloin with a millenial lettuce leaf and millenial tomato slice, and the last bit of greatest generation ribbon candy squeezed out of the extruder too quickly to form into the proper shape

They are millenial with the ham just as the avocado is millenial with the toast