Youtube interrupted a video to ask how I felt about the frequency of ads. I picked whatever the worst answer was, and at the end of the video it played a 10 minute ad about prostate ablation.

Coke and Pepsi distributors were killing each other during the war in Vietnam

I won't make it to work

Only 9 cans to go and I will be free until someone else happens to give me 4 cases of Malt Beverage with Natural Flavors

What if we killed everyone who has ever said or posted "My guy"

It's too late. You have already exposed yourself as a sock justice warrior

Kissing is how girls pee

:marseyaware:

Sorry I mean girlpee

You love pee

@nprofile1q... what treadmill do you use under your desk? Most of the ones I see have really narrow belts. I put a measuring tape on the floor and I can't see anything under 18" being usable.