Thinking about all the stuff I've bought with a "lifetime warranty" but the companies went bankrupt.

@nprofile1q... He's just gay

That's a really bad format for a book

@nprofile1q... Fish for 10 hours

They always ask me "Why are you Indian?", but they never ask "How are you, Indian?"

1 frame gifs are of the devil

I laughed

Happy little monkey

I'm not a furry, BUT...

@nprofile1q... She'll get a big head if I call too often.

@nprofile1q... I don't actually care about the video, I just want to hear a familiar voice while I drive home and the content has devolved badly over the years.

@nprofile1q... Sometimes I listen to a podcast of someone watching a video of another person watching a video. We're in a very meta era for entertainment.