He could definitely have not eaten that orc. His power is being able to eat anything, even poison plants in the forest full of them.

My work's corporate structure is so retarded that noone is sure who they actually work for at any given time, it changes with the task/client. I constantly have to point out that I can't decide things for a separate company with a similar name.

A feast

Women will only slow your sword

I have the worst eclipse viewing setup possible, moon right next to street lights

Wait, people don't just throw the bacon in the pan? Is Japanese bacon different?

Wife material

You have to apprentice to be a dog groomer in Japan? I thought that only applied to more traditional jobs.

The more I look at this art the worst it gets

I regret that post

Mexicans running a wood chipper so it sprays right over the exit of the parking lot

Blue collar workers will never understand the struggle of having to listen to "Golden" 30 times a day in a torture cube.