@nprofile1q... She's a standard poodle; the breeder labeled her "merle" but I think she's just parti. She's 15wks old and very smart.

@nprofile1q... Ladybird is teething something fierce too, but the only thing she wants to bite is me. If she's not overtired, I have Kong toys filled with wet kibble and frozen that she can play with while I work with her nearby, so I still have jeans tomorrow.

@nprofile1q... Been thinking about dog development a lot recently. I suspect your puppy's breeders love their dogs very much, with how well he's adjusting and handling everything. Careful handling by humans as a whelpling and exposure to human structure (carrying the pupperware outside so they get used to going to the bathroom outside, occasionally rearranging or flipping over furniture, singing, coughing, all sorts of desensitization) can make such a huge difference in the toddlerhood of a pup, and your Choco seems like he'll grow up quite well-adjusted.

Give him a sword

stop using soft language

instead of saying:
"I'll just put my head down and live my boring life"

say:
"i'm going to fucking kill myself"

Wait, only 55% of players have done... the second thing in the story?

So I heard that Berlin had a power outage, and that refugees were well taken care of in the cold while Germans were left in the cold. And I just... don't care. Go ruin yourselves Europe.

If Trump's team is talking about Cuba and Greenland, I'm looking at Nicaragua and Chile.

I had to fight and scrape to build up my credit to "okay enough" and I am fucking neurotic about paying things off. Oh my god how do these people get no-spending-limit cards

@nprofile1q... @nprofile1q... I love that it doesn't have sights, but it DOES have a flashlight so you know approximately what you'll hit

@nprofile1q... A carrier group in the North Sea would be hilarious.

I've been very social on fedi recently

what is going on

> how can you make new seasons of malcolm in the middle

inordinate amounts of cash and absolutely no respect for the source material.