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Dymphna
@Dymphna

☦︎ / DSMC
antifemite
patron saint of garfy lubbers
curiosity is not a sin, just humanities 8th grey attribute.
commissions are open but may take long unless it is a specific request.

I am in a constant state of sleep deprived hellmood.

Hollow Knight fanatic, F1 Ferrari fan, the ultimate Toyota and Terry Pratchett fangirl.

Everything wrong with $place can be explained by corporate greed.

I studied evolution, conlangs/linguistics, aquaponics/aquaristics, horticulture, and genetics for fun.

I once was a "feral tomcreature", 'til they locked me in a room.

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Recent Notes

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@nprofile1q... >kitchen cupboard is impossible to say

it is against all reasoning for me as a woman to learn german if i cannot even refer to basic things in my kitchen without saying tongue twisters. fmfl
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@nprofile1q... i've been accidentally learning german via cryptography lectures (from a natively german prof.). just simple words or phrases like ziel or zum beispiel. it's fun. germans are still gay and weird.
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@nprofile1q... while it's not as silly as a language like dutch it's still so autistically and stupidly built. you have 40 letter words for egg cracking devices, i don't wanna fucking hear it.
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>people on the internet stop existing when you get off the internet :senkohappy3:
>people on the internet stop existing when you get off the internet :cryingcat:
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@nprofile1q... can't tell if this is a shitpost but it's honestly really believable when they actually try. Female physiogomy is a category of exclusion and a surprising amount of not-so-pretty-females break the rules. Monsterous Regime is very true in that regard.