I was expecting at least a gif

I cancelled my subscription a couple of years ago, the apps have good features, but the whole ecosystem you are forced to install is basically a malware that phone home perpetually. And yes, Adobe is shit.
Now I use the Affinity suite, but now it also was bought by Canva, and I fear it will degrade faster.

Maybe https://github.com/fiatjaf/nocomment by @fiatjaf is what you are asking for? Or https://github.com/carlitoplatanito/disgus

It could maybe be achieved with Squalk too, but you should open a discussion for every page you post on your website, it's not exactly the best user experience ever.
Let me know if you have any thought about that, I'm interested to expand Squalk.

It uses NIP-29, so it's a single relay based forum.

Yes, it's disturbing.

N name space is narrowing quickly!
https://github.com/dtonon/npanel