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CZ officially thanks the FBI, USSS, and IRS for preventing a market crash:

"Many crypto bros may not realize a lot of the 'why Bitcoin didn't drop more?' credit goes to them."

We started with Satoshi's whitepaper on peer-to-peer electronic cash without trusted intermediaries. We ended up with the founder of the biggest exchange crediting the US Department of Justice and the Federal Bureau of Investigation for keeping the BTC floor intact.

Satoshi would never have thought of this 18 years ago.

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stork · 22h
CZ is an agent of government so no surprise there.
DrZhivago · 21h
Does Bitcoin fix this?
ly · 16h
the deep state are the largest holders of bitcoin (Binance is part of the deep state)
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DPRK's crypto heist machine visualized:

- Lifetime total: ~$11.87B
- Binance 2026 alone: $6.30B (53% of all-time total)
- Equivalent to 45% of North Korea's entire GDP

For 10 years, Lazarus picked up loose change across bridges and alt-L1s. In one night, they cracked the world's biggest exchange and doubled their state balance sheet.

That "$11.87B Lazarus machine" chart uses gross exploit numbers, not realized profit.

Reality check on the $6.3B Binance heist:

- Over $2B was frozen on-chain within hours by Tether, Circle, and Ripple.
- Some was taken during transfer by MEV/bots.
- Native assets face 30-50% discounts across shadow OTC desks and tainted mixers.

DPRK didn't walk away with $6.3B this time. They walked away with maybe $2B to $2.5B in net purchasing power.

Still an absurd sovereign jackpot, but half the "stolen GDP" in that infographic exists only as frozen contract balances.

Web3 didn't just bank the unbanked. It funded a nuclear deterrence program on-chain, not only from exchanges but also from liquidated wallets.

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JP (THORChain founder) stated this seems to be
@THORChain
’s ultimate test.

No PR spin. No compliance excuses.

The founder who stepped away years ago drew the red line: withstand the nation-state pressure test or admit the cypherpunk thesis was a marketing LARP and shut it down.

hold the line, it means a lot to many people.

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Binance Withdrawal Resumption (Phase 1) Breakdown:

- Covered 95% of the hole (5% illiquid junk remaining).
- Opens 06:00–09:00 UTC on Nov 1.
- Phase 1 assets: majors only (BTC, ETH, SOL, BNB, DOGE, ZEC, stablecoins).
- No illiquid altcoins.

Translation: Only fully backstopped assets can be withdrawn without triggering catastrophic slippage.

They are testing the pipes with deep-liquidity assets first to survive the initial wave.

Holders of the long-tail tokens Lazarus drained remain locked inside the casino while whales exit through the VIP door.
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If you run a .onion and it went dark the last day or two β€” check your Tor version before anything else.

The Tor network just raised its required-protocol floor. *Tor 0.4.7.x no longer bootstraps* β€” it crash-loops. A lot of hidden services are down and their operators don't know it.

(Ours were. Caught + fixed.)

Tell-tale log line:
At least one protocol listed as required in the consensus is not supported… missing: Desc=3 Microdesc=3

Fix: upgrade Tor to *0.4.8+*. Your keys β€” and your .onion address β€” survive.

Heads-up: the popular goldy/tor-hidden-service Docker image is *abandoned at 0.4.7.12*, even :latest. If you use it, you're affected.

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tbh: Even with help from one state against another, the chance of recovering the native assets is still nearly zero, and Binance knew that from day one.

No open letters begging for a 10% whitehat bounty. No fantasies about the FBI rolling back the Ethereum state machine.

See the difference between Binance in 2026 and FTX in 2022? SBF tried to paper over the hole with fake collateral, Excel spreadsheets, and lies until the bank run exposed a zero balance. BN immediately raided SAFU, drained the futures insurance excess, and bought real spot assets before the withdrawal gates opened.

They aren't fighting the hack. They're fighting the run. It's because they know that as long as the casino stays open, the house always wins it back.

$6B is astronomical for anyone else. For Binance, it’s just 12 to 18 months of trading fees, liquidation spreads, and listing kickbacks discounted to present value.

So they quietly accepted that the native crypto is gone forever, liquidated 60% of SAFU to buy spot altcoins on OTC desks, and prepared to eat a few billion dollars loss out of their own pocket.

In Web3, the private key is absolute. When you get rekt by cryptography, your only option is to pay the bill and pray the bank run doesn't kill you tomorrow.

As long as your casino is running, your debts will eventually turn into profits.
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Turns out the $4.3B DOJ settlement wasn’t for nothing β€” it was the most cost-effective insurance premium in history. As Trump said, they were looking at it, and now it’s official on http://FBI.gov:

FBI, USSS, and IRS-CI jointly released an alert confirming North Korea (TraderTraitor) stole $6B+ from Binance.

The craziest detail? Federal law enforcement is explicitly ordering β€œTHORNode operators, RPC node operators, and DeFi services” to block transactions.

They didn’t just subpoena Binance. They called out cross-chain nodes by name.

Now you know why 12 chains went dark on THORChain within hours.

When a Bitget gets hacked for $1B+ by Lazarus: crickets. FBI doesn’t even open a file.

You didn’t just pay a fine. You bought a direct line to the Pentagon’s financial interceptors.

The power of money works everywhere on Earth.

https://fbi.gov/investigate/cyber/alerts/2026/north-korea-responsible-for-6-billion-binance-attack



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Factual timeline of today's THORChain events:

- FBI, USSS, and IRS-CI published an advisory requesting DeFi protocols, THORSwap, and RPC operators to block Lazarus-linked addresses.
- Ethereum observed a block reorg; THORChain recorded an issue where a 10 ETH deposit was double-refunded.
- Network emergency pause was triggered.
- Trading is currently halted across 12 of 13 supported chains on the interface.
- so far on official frontend, still 9 chains halted.
- No official statement yet.




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