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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 · 2h

Just smashed a box with some fresh jalapenos and a spoon of cream cheese

Jay @Jay 1784941945

That sounds amazing

utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 · 4h

Kraft dinner has surprisingly good ingredients for something so processed

Jay @Jay 1784938394

That's something I'd noticed about Kraft macaroni actually, back when I ate it.

Maybe I should get a box for the nostalgia. They must take extra care to make sure the ingredient list doesn't look like it'll kill you while still making something that'll likely kill you.

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utxo the webmaster 🧑‍💻 · 2h

Just smashed a box with some fresh jalapenos and a spoon of cream cheese

Helen Yrmom · 6h

Did you know that across France and England in the 18th and 19th century it was fashionable for the wealthy (or aspiring upper class) to build garden follies? Little fake Roman or Greek ruins or even ...

Jay @Jay 1784925686

A pet hermit is wild 😂🤣

Where do I sign up

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Helen Yrmom · 5h

Well we do have nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz4mhxue69uhkzem8wghxummnw3ezumrpdejqz9nhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9ws8236ut that’s pretty close I think.

Yarnlady 🧶 · 6h

It's ma'am 😡😂

Jay @Jay 1784925535

My bad, quite ma'amly 😂

Yarnlady 🧶 · 6h

https://i.nostr.build/qL8jpgDYb6VyZrqC.gif

Yarnlady 🧶 · 6h

I'm stealing this and when coinos figures itself out you are getting sats 🫂😂

WienerMemer · 6h

This family size, sir. you know, i'm something of a family myself

Jay @Jay 1784923783

Sir 🤭 I guess you're quite manly @Yarnlady 🧶

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Yarnlady 🧶 · 6h

It's ma'am 😡😂

Teach your son to master his impulses, desires, frustration, pride, and anger because his future depends on his ability to control what tries to control him.

Jay @Jay 1784923621

Maybe the real advice would be to teach yourself such things before you presume to instruct others. Children learn by imitation.

First time listening to the heartbeat of the one you love is extraordinary. I’m carrying two hearts for a little while, yet I feel lighter than air. Felt as though everything was beautiful and righ...

Jay @Jay 1784923445

Congratulations! 🎉🎉

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Thank you! 🫂🫂

What is going on in this thread? I think nostr:nprofile1qqsd9pqnwyshrse7z975h5ynptq9ktz3kv8txqs7lr20zgelqtys52cpz4mhxue69uhhyetvv9ujuerpd46hxtnfduhsz9mhwden5te0wfjkccte9ec8y6tdv9kzumn9wshszythwden5te...

Jay @Jay 1784918924

You get a Nostr wife!
You get a Nostr wife!

Beck & Bulow · 9h

we sell the best ground bison 🍔 26,000 Sats ⚡️ fast shipping 🇺🇸 https://www.beckandbulow.com/collections/free-range-bison https://blossom.primal.net/6d8c8a760343a49193566f1d97bf13ba99...

Jay @Jay 1784914337

That's a ridiculous burger lmao 😂

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TheRupertDamnit · 9h

Idk how to eat skyscrapers. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Kynan Cleverley · 9h

Like this https://blossom.primal.net/c28e77c0cec37d1bf0f76a5bba97969a7d37f689c948c9e91a2b2f73cb21e4e9.gif

Yarnlady 🧶 · 10h

Fr fr. Side note, I'm once again having troubles zapping rizful wallets, so you get hugs instead 🫂

Jay @Jay 1784914180

I accept hugs 🫂

Yarnlady 🧶 · 9h

Yarnlady 🧶 · 10h

Sorry Jay. We'll just have to buy two 😂

Jay @Jay 1784909799

I think that's the only solution here 🤝

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p2p v4v sov irl 😂

Yarnlady 🧶 · 10h

Fr fr. Side note, I'm once again having troubles zapping rizful wallets, so you get hugs instead 🫂

always consider ALLwayz mfr 😃

The tech is improving exponentially. Real women will soon be obsolete! Praise be

Jay @Jay 1784908245

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