Lol right on time, just as Raoul "Its basically risk-free" Pal starts shilling #Zcash #Claude Code finds a bug in it and markets dump 40%

There's no need to attack #shitcoins, they attack themselves well enough!

https://finance.yahoo.com/markets/crypto/articles/morning-minute-massive-zcash-exploit-124904107.html

Her: Babe, it's time to sell, you've already lost half your net worth this cycle!

Me: No, i'm not taking losses, if i don't sell, in fact i'm buying more so i'm just lowering my overall cost basis

Her:

It's been a while, looks like we're going to meet up with an old friend again!

58K gang!

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HB7LrpBXkAA1kPa?format=jpg&name=large

Saylor sells 32 Bitcoin, Market freaks out and dumps 12.1%!

Thanks for the discount losers!

https://www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/strategy-shares-fall-after-selling-2point5-million-in-bitcoin-its-first-sale-since-2022.html

Searching for Satoshi turned to suing Satoshi!

Is Craig going to put his hand up as Satoshi for this lawsuit?

https://www.dlnews.com/articles/people-culture/us-govt-knows-satoshi-nakamoto-a-lawyer-wants-to-unmask-him/

I know Lightning has it's shortcomings but damn, was this necessary?

https://medium.com/cube-bitcoin/introducing-cube-8b3702e470a5

Damn, Micron Tech SK Hynix and #Samsung hitting 1 trillion in market cap with #AMD on the way, was not on my bucket list

This AI trade is getting hella frothy with anything chip adjacent looking to leapfrog Bitcoin in market cap

We are indeed living in interesting times!