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Malicious Bovine
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Just a cow trying to escape the matrix

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Relays (6)
  • wss://nos.lol/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr-pub.wellorder.net/ – read & write
  • wss://nostr.wine/ – read & write
  • wss://purplepag.es/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.damus.io/ – read & write
  • wss://relay.snort.social/ – read & write

Recent Notes

Rich Nost · 13w
Unfortunately, they get very bulky to achieve semi-smart functionality. This is a G-Shock with a heart rate monitor, and it's not a very good one: https://image.nostr.build/0c683c3fef87e6be3397c8ba06e1715dc3fec126d9c8b2cb518632f79cef5045.jpg
captjack 🏴‍☠️✨💜 · 14w
someone has screenshot saved
Max · 14w
It's crazy how hard it is in Germany to get 50 € of SATs without KyC. You rely on decentralized platforms and transfer money and you need some pre capital. Very weird that no coiners make it so har...
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Yes, it's hard. I'm struggling too. Managed to set up a Phoenix wallet on my phone, self funded it with some Ether I had in my Brave wallet from god knows where and now I finally have a few SATs in Phoenix - only to find out that Phoenix does apparently not work with Nostr Wallet Connect.
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Everyone acting like surprised Pikachu about what's going on with Venezuela, have a closer look at this: April 2, 2025 and spot on.

It's not unlikely he is also right about the "peace deal" being done, it's probably backroom done. And of course, distracting from the Epstein case might be considered as a secondary benefit by a certain actor.

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Rizful.com (zap tester) · 14w
hi -- we were trying to zap you -- but it looks like you haven’t set up a NIP-05 or ⚡ lightning address yet — grab one free at https://rizful.com .. then pls reply here and we will try zapping you...