Multiple paragraphs but what did they actually say or promise? (except that they now have a shit ton of money)

All things considered, it is a crumbling empire for sure.
- Criminal President who allies himself with other criminals and even pardons them.
- Inept military leadership that is now laughable worldwide and just about out of ammo BTW.
- Has made enemies literally everywhere now.
- On and on....

Definitely best in class now, no one can (should) touch them!

I think many are afraid to be alone with themselves. This is a good thing to learn and practice.

I remember he seemed to really enjoy saying "money gone".

Reverse Heimlich.

Yes, that's what I said, Bruh.

Melt them down and start making Seedsigner cases.

Nice analogy!

Perhaps yes. I hope it works out for them but am skeptical and think they missed the mark. Is a hardware wallet something that should be carried around on one's person or kept readily accessible in one's home so it can also be used for these other purposes?
If they still had available a basic bitcoin only signing device that wasn't $500 I would have bought a couple of them recently and not have gone down the path of sourcing Seedsigner parts.

What I really hate is when password needs to be entered twice but it doesn't show you what you are typing. What if you fat finger the same way twice?

Wait....US has laws?