This latest price action is gonna mess up all those pretty charts for how Bitcoin performs compared to other assets 30, 60, 90 days after global shenanigans.

My theory is Jack Mallers new gf is a Fed. (I’ve never seen her, heard her, or anything… but Jack formed a shxtcoin company with Epstein Island castaways (lutnick jr) and he’s ditched the hoodie bc his gf thinks the button down looks good.

Highly sus