Mind blown 🤯

You thought New Jersey couldn't get any worse? Now you can't even leave your house without being eaten by sharks
https://www.the-sun.com/news/17068876/

>We plan to be back September 21st, but let's be real, it probably won't be til the 28th
>September 28th rolls around
>Check twitter
>We will be back October 2nd

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEE

So that's why they wanted to keep the Poles out of the UK

Dating is so hard these days, you need to know all these tricks just to get by
https://youtube.com/shorts/QTp5qbIPPv0

@nprofile1q... I got a warning letter for speeding in Connecticut

Holiday stuff comes earlier every year
https://nypost.com/2026/09/24/lifestyle/hanukkah-barbie-sparks-outrage-excitement-with-hooked-nose/

When you get tired of clown world so you decide to read a book and then you remember the book is a >100 year old satire on clown world

"Mumbo Jumbo is racist." That's what I said to a friend jokingly. Then I looked up the origin, a favorite pastime of mine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mumbo_jumbo_(phrase)
Among the Mandinka people of west africa (same origin as "mandingo") "Maamajomboo" is a character kind of like santa in that someone dresses up like him, but also like krampus because he doesn't bring gifts. They practice polygamist marriage and when a wife is acting up, Maamajomboo shows up, ties the woman to a post in the village center and beats her

Send in the clowns 🤡
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2026/sep/16/us-protest-clowns

This guy (Terminator robot) walks up to you at the club and says you have pretty eyes in a Stephen Hawking-esque monotone. How do you respond?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CDsX4KP0HhA